Entering a Split Personality — Chapter 10

He didn’t fall, but...his face was burning up!

Xiao He looked firmly forward, focused intensely on serenity, chanted “Amitabha Buddha” in his head for a long time, and then abruptly woke up.

What are you chanting for? It’s not like you’re taking a bath with a woman, it’s very normal for two men to bathe together, alright! Isn’t that how they do it in public baths? He hadn’t been flustered like this in the past twenty years, so what the hell was he turning red for now?!

After building himself up mentally as high as a tower, Xiao He was finally able to speak calmly. “Your Majesty, you came to take a bath too?” 

Ayr responded, “Yes.”

“I’m done already. I’ll go out first, so you can come in.” Xiao He had already built up a tower in his heart, but he still chose not to look at him if he could. With his head lowered, he wanted to turn and slip away. 

It was just that he hadn’t walked half a step away yet when a hand took tight hold of his wrist. In the hazy steam, Ayr’s pleasant voice sounded better than usual. “Stay and keep me company.” 

Can I say no! Xiao He bellowed inside, but he didn’t dare to shout a word out loud.

He turned around stiffly, and the two men finally looked directly at each other.

Because of the difference in height, when Xiao He turned around, his line of sight landed on Ayr’s chest. 

Ayr wasn’t wearing clothes, and...his body was incredible! 

He didn’t think that under Ayr's gorgeous clothes, his body would be this perfect. He wasn’t bursting with muscles, but he wasn’t frail and fragile either. His skin was delicate, smooth and fair, like the finest jade, but at the same time, he had a purely masculine sensuality. 

Xiao He’s throat tightened a bit, and he stiffened a little. In his head, he was roaring, don’t look, don’t look, seriously, don’t look, but his gaze moved downward uncontrollably.

His long, silver hair spilled over the surface of the bath like a waterfall. It drifted gently around his waist, exposing that perfect, sexy waistline. Immersed in underwater light, his long, straight legs could still be faintly seen. 

He was an elf, but at this moment, he seemed more like a siren prince who beguiled humans. 

This was a man who was more gorgeous without clothes than with them.

There was only one sentence in Xiao He’s head. 

“Your complexion is really beautiful.” Ayr’s tone was low, and the sultry atmosphere added a bewitching note to it. 

Xiao He’s head was full of buzzing. He really wanted to retort and say, ‘You’re playing with me,” but he couldn’t open his mouth. 

Ayr put his hand on Xiao He’s waist very naturally, and slowly rubbed it a few times. He smiled gently and said, “Your skin feels nice too.” 

Xiao He felt that the content of his words weren’t quite right, and just when he was trying to open his mouth and say something, Ayr pulled him close, and a kiss landed on his neck, so light it was like a dragonfly touching water. 

After that, he said in a voice so affectionate it pulled at the heartstrings, “When I first saw you, I felt...that you should belong to me.” 

Xiao He’s heart suddenly leaped, and then he abruptly came back to himself. Flustered, he tried to struggle out of his embrace, but couldn’t do anything under the control of Ayr’s hands. 

Xiao He looked at him with wide eyes, and Ayr smiled lightly. His azure eyes were dyed by the multicolored water, hazy as a sea of honey, intoxicating his heart and soul.

“Don’t move around wildly, I’m afraid I’ll hurt you.” His voice was soft, like the down of a newborn bird, tickling his ears when he swept past them, but Xiao He trembled all over, and didn’t dare to move at all.

He was a man, and he’d touched something that was hot, hard and had a big outline. He was a man, so he knew what it was. 

But he didn’t notice it at all when he arrived just now! Why...why…

When he thought of the words Ayr had just said, Xiao He felt like he was going crazy, and a big line of words appeared in his mind with a crash: Fuck, this really was a booty call!

But the problem was...he wasn’t mentally prepared, damn it!

Could he run? He wanted to run! He had to run!

But just when this thought appeared, Ayr took hold of Xiao He’s chin, and gave him a kiss that made his cheeks flush and his heart leap, without giving him a chance to refuse.

Xiao He’s eyes were full of astonishment, and there was still a little fear in his heart, but afterwards, he uncontrollably moaned gently.

It was a sensation he had never felt before. It was like a current of electricity rushing through him, closing in on the top of his head, then circling back and spreading through his whole body, before finally sinking heavily into his stomach.

It was really hard to describe, but he had to admit that this felt great.

Was being kissed such a wonderful thing? Xiao He had never experienced this before, but now, he was almost lost in it. 

Just when he thought his senses had reached their limit, Ayr pushed open his jaw and hooked in his tongue, giving him another wave of fierce pleasure. 

When the kiss ended, Xiao He came muzzily back to himself, and saw that he was in the awful position of having his arms around Ayr’s neck.

God, Xiao He, you’re too shameless! At this instant, he completely fell apart inside!

But this wasn’t rock bottom. Ayr’s eyes lit up like stars. He tilted his head slightly, and touched Xiao He’s pointed elf ears.

An unimaginable shivery feeling came over him, and Xiao He trembled uncontrollably over his whole body. He felt his legs soften, and if not for Ayr holding him the whole time, he’d definitely have fallen into the water. 

“Beautiful.” His slightly rough tone made Ayr’s voice sound like an aria, gorgeous, low, and brimming with emotion.

Xiao He really couldn’t tell which way was up and which down anymore. Ayr kissed his pointed ears, and caught his lips and tongue and danced with them. His fair fingers seemed like they were wandering across the keys of a piano, nimble and precise, making Xiao He’s heart tremble with every moment. 

The beautiful experience made Xiao He’s package stand up, but while Ayr kissed almost his entire body, he just wouldn’t touch him there.

Xiao He, who had long since lost his reason, impatiently tried to take care of it himself, but when he gave away a hint of his intentions, Ayr trapped his arms in place.

Being unable to touch himself would only increase his need. Xiao He trembled, and with his voice full of desire, he said, “Help me out, please, help me.” 

“Alright.” Ayr kissed his lips and said, “Tell me, who am I?”

Xiao He’s mind had long since been mushed into paste, but he could still tell who he was. He said softly, “Ayr, you’re Ayr.”

“Good boy.” A bright smile blossomed on the silver-haired elf’s gorgeous face, coloring his noble azure eyes with a little delight. 

His left hand moved lower down, and finally closed over Xiao He's shaft. 

After being touched for only a moment, Xiao He lost control, trembled and reached his peak.

***

 

Virgin men were just this outstanding, goddamnit!

Rolling around on his bed all alone, Xiao He’s face flushed deeply as soon as he remembered this.

Fuck, what even was this, the elven king helped him rub one out? And then he helped wash him clean and carried him to bed?

The service here had to be a little too intimate! 

When he remembered Ayr’s big, erect equipment, Xiao He was a little dazed. Your Majesty, what were you thinking of? I can’t guess! 

But...but I really was shameless enough, actually doing a thing like that over there…

Ahem, he didn’t dare to think of it, as soon as he thought of it he felt like he was about to overheat.

Xiao He thought that what happened that day was only a lovely little episode in a dream. After all, the next day, Ayr returned to normal and treated him courteously, just like he had when they had just met. He took care of him thoughtfully and spoke considerately, prepared the finest food and drink for him, and found him the most amusing of toys. In the afternoon, he watched him practice his dancing. 

This continued until nighttime, when Xiao He entered the bath, and Ayr came in as well, cloaked in a gossamer robe. He kissed him for a long time in the rippling water of the pool, and then brought him to the peak of joy. 

Xiao He chewed himself out afterwards, feeling that he was completely shameless. The next day, Ayr was as amiable and kindly as he had been in the past. But when night came...it happened again…

Every time, Xiao He thought that it couldn’t happen this time, it was absolutely out of the question… So he simply didn’t go to the bath, and then Ayr came to his bedroom…

After getting his soft cloud-like bed wet, Xiao He felt that going to the bath was better… Alright, his skin was getting thicker and thicker, he was already unbeatable!

He went on like this, and the heavenly days made Xiao He almost forget the passage of time. He didn’t have a treatment plan, so he was helpless for the moment.

Until one day, Ayr went to manage affairs, and a little elf surreptitiously ran in. 

Xiao He was reading a book on posture, looking at the pages and spacing out at the same time, when he heard a voice calling him softly. “Little He.” 

Startled, Xiao He soon reacted and turned around, to his pleasant surprise. “Cowen!”

Who was the new arrival but the little golden-haired elf, Cowen.

Xiao He had been thinking of visiting him lately, but he hadn’t been able to leave, so naturally he had no way to find him.

Cowen looked a little haggard, but when he saw Xiao He, his face was still full of pleasant surprise. The little elf’s voice was full of anxiety. “Little He, you never contacted me. I’ve been worried about you.” 

Startled, Xiao He was just about to say something when Cowen said hastily, “I know you’re mad at me, but I really just wanted to advance to the fourth rank, and then properly take you as my husband.” 

This sentence was like a heavy bomb, smashing his head open.

What the hell was this!

Cowen seemed very anxious. He looked at Xiao He and spoke one last sentence. “I like you, Little He. I like you back!”

***

4 hours and 3 minutes for 1,842 words, or 13.2 minutes for every 100 words. An increase in rate by 3.1 minutes...I haven't been this slow since the mid-forties of Runaway Guide. 😩

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